An alien crawled inside my bed,
An invisible dog, I heard it yelp
I realised then that I need help.
So I booked a psychiatrist to save me from damnation.
She listened, and said :'Its a pseudo-hallucination..
So what's not there is really, not, not there,
And what is, is but reality, imagined from thin air'.
So that was it. I paid my costly bill
And said :' Doctor, one of us is ill'.