No.81: The Bum, 2011

There was a man with no bum
His torso and legs were apart
He enjoyed his life to the full
But really missed how to fart.

No.82: Humankind, 2011

'There is nothing on Earth as beautiful as woman's appearance , and nothing as ugly as man's brutality'

No.83: Opium, 2011

If Religion is the opium of the masses , then consumerism and advertising must be its cocaine and therefore the corporate media and political deception thereof is its concomitant psychosis...........

No.84,: Kent,2010

I went to Kent today , on business
As I passed the borders of London
I saw Kent was still covered in snow!
The people I made contact with;
All of them spoke good English.
There were beautiful houses in Kent
Yet there was something different
The people in Kent are not like us.
They live in an entirely separate
geographic location .
What's worse 'Kent' is like
another similarly sounding,
horrible word in English.

It's time the people of London
declared war on Kent.
Apart from the two reasons mentioned
There are more of us in London
We stand a good chance of winning.
Let's invade Kent.
It's time the people of London
stood up and claimed what is theirs!
Imagine , like 1914 : the pageantry
The sound of drums, and brass bands
Strapping young men marching to war.
It brings tears to my eyes
Lets go and kill the bastards!

No.85: Man With No Body, 2010

There once was a man with no body
He wandered alone ,with only a head
One day he met a headless woman ,
And so united as one they got wed.

No.87:The Bear, 2010

There once was a vicious thug
Killed men with his bear- hug

In the woods he meat a bear
And now he is no longer there

No.88: The Fascists, 2010

The  ruling fascists gained power through an election
No force , goose steps or coercion for their selection

For the so called 'Democratic Parties' , were all the same
They took away your freedom ,  they did it in your name.

No.89:The Idiot , 2009

An idiot with his own strong political views
Implanted there by the corporate news

And a state that declared war with a lie
Had convinced him that millions should die

No.90: Caliphate ,2009

The Islamist idealists had democratically won the day
Divine rule had been chosen ,God would have his way .

Justice ,peace and harmony was promised: just as God had said
Yet his parliamentary throne was empty :For in disgust he fled.

No.91: Madness, 2009 .

'I cannot see the method in the madness, only the madness of their methods.'

No.92: Psychic Healing, 2009

'Any one who willingly goes to a Psychiatrist or clinical Psychologist in order to have their head examined : needs to have their head examined!.

No.93: The Poet, 2009

A poet who suffered writer's block
Prayed his thoughts would run amok........

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No.94: The Alien, 2009

An Alien from, another world in outer space
Payed a visit to a leader of an Earthly race

They became good friends but it was time to fly
And so she embraced the gorilla , a sad goodbye!

No.95: The Dead Man, 2009

As he lay dying , he wondered what comes next
Should he have prepared with some religious text ?

But nothing really mattered in this final rout
For all feeling , thought and pain he'd be without .

No.96: The Preacher, 2009

A preacher who did not believe
Had a secret weapon up his sleeve

He taught the faithful to obey
Stole their money and went his way .

No..97: God , 2009

There once was a God
Who ruled with a rod

Kept his people afraid
Thus myths are made..

No.98: The King , 2009

There once was a king
Who had everything

He still wanted more
For he thought he was poor

No.99: Atheism, 2009

Atheism: A belief in the non-existence of God , like the religious who have blind faith in the existence of god with no proof or evidence and without real certainty .This belief is held with equal passion . Whereas, unknowingly, both the Atheist and the Religious are equally Agnostic and ignorant of the truth. What is worse is that neither care for the truth and happily stick to their fixed beliefs.

No. 100: The Man with No Head, 2009

There once was a man with no head
amazingly, he was not even dead

He broke the law in every place
For nobody could spot his face .